Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
overhearing people talking about something u like
hearing that they talkin shit
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I like my women with curves. Lots and lots of curves. In a sort of spiral shape maybe with ketchup. Curly fries. I like curly fries.
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This shark gotten eaten by another shark as it was being fished out of the water. In other news, I’m never going in the water again.
I wish Misha was my dad.
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If you don’t like him as a President at least like him as a person seriously
I’ve probably reblogged this about 23 times but I’ll reblog it a 24th
It helps to be charming when you spend all of your time lying.
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