This is my favorite post of all time
Adulthood is still weird and I’m still not wearing any pants. Guess this is permanent. #growingup #biggirl #reallife
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
That… Is not what I expected
History according to Tumblr.
I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU
Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.
"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"
no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs
god bless sdcc
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
I was in hysterics the first time I saw this particular episode of Too Cute. I think I barely gasped out “Get it, girl!” before collapsing again.
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?
Polygons measuring spoon
Give me 20
I need so many of these.
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
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