23. OH. Accountant. Sassy as fuck.

1st August 2014

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y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

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31st July 2014

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Adulthood is still weird and I’m still not wearing any pants. Guess this is permanent. #growingup #biggirl #reallife

Adulthood is still weird and I’m still not wearing any pants. Guess this is permanent. #growingup #biggirl #reallife

Tagged: growingupreallifebiggirl

28th July 2014

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@sassburgers love yew bb :)

@sassburgers love yew bb :)

27th July 2014

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27th July 2014

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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27th July 2014

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urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

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27th July 2014

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theultimateginger:

artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.

I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.

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27th July 2014

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homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

Source: homebeccer

27th July 2014

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jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

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27th July 2014

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blueandbluer:

thehotgirlproject:

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

SCANDALOUS!

I was in hysterics the first time I saw this particular episode of Too Cute. I think I barely gasped out “Get it, girl!” before collapsing again.

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27th July 2014

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27th July 2014

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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

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27th July 2014

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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

Source: mol-bay

27th July 2014

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elrincondelpony:

9prodlums:

Polygons measuring spoon

Give me 20

I need so many of these.

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27th July 2014

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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